Football Joke

Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!

Does not match the post.

For my Character Game Blog for the Hero System RPG, I had made the following post a few weeks ago:

Spent XP

Used 6 XP on some new Area Knowledge of the Westerlands, Far Westerlands and North Mitharia.

. . . and from the post I got the 3 following comments:

Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.

Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.

There were SPAM link with the comments (which I have not posted here).

I found it funny what was entered did not match the simple post I did. It like the poster did not ever read the post.

The SPAM has been deleted and is never to be heard from again.


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Its about Bears.

This was sent to me. Its about bears and funny in its own way.

http://www.thingsbearslove.com/

The internet is for . . . .

A friend at work asked about my vacation. I stated that I got to go to a Broadway Show of Avenue Q. I also mentioned that a good and funny song was "Internet is for Porn". He had wondered where that came from. He pointed out that a video was done from that song with video clips from the Warcraft game, see below for what I found.

Cross Promotion

This was the front page picture on the NY Times to advertise the new iPhone. Look closely.

Talk about great advertising for Verizon Wireless and poor attention to detail for AT&T.

Trek found.

Star Trek Meets Monty Python


Are you a Trekkie?

Check this out over at Savage Chickens.

Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

See ebay listing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320196148761

Below is the ebay description:

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.

Here is the arrangement:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do.

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish.

"How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?"

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can't possibly be you because you'll have the perfect alibi: you're not in Poland. You're home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international prankery.

Your target will rack their brains in the shower. At dinner. During long drives. At work. On the golf course.

"Who did I tell about the time I got fired by a note on my chair?" they'll ponder, "And where the hell is Szczeczinek?"

But wait, there's more.

To add to the sheer confusion and genuine discomfort, one missive will be on an original promotional postcard announcing the 1995 television premiere of Central Park West on CBS.

Another will be a postcard celebrating Atlanta's disastrous hosting of the 1996 summer Olympic games.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn't talked to in years.

"I know this will sound weird," they'll say, "but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe... twelve years ago... right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?"

When you decide to end the torment is completely up to you. If you can, I recommend owning up on 1 April 2008 - giving you nearly half a year of joy and a George Clooney-esque level of prankage. If you can't hold it in that long, I totally understand.

The winning bid was $415.00

The name of your boat?

On the way to lunch with the parents this last Sunday I saw a boat being towed on the freeway. The name caught my eye more than any thing else. The was in a nice large font. The name was "Bite Me".
I can hear the conversation. "So you got a new boat. Did you get a chance to name it yet? You did. Whats the name. What? So don't tell me then."

Wacky news

The German army sent a draft notice to a four-week-old baby named Lucio, ordering him to report for duty within the next 10 days, before realising it had blundered.

A spokesman for the army said the notice had been sent erroneously because a clerk typed in the wrong date of birth for the boy from Aubstadt, in southern Germany.

“It was an accident,” an army spokesman told Reuters.

“Somebody entered the wrong number into a computer. There was no harm done.

"We realised the error the same day and called up the family to tell them to throw the notice away when it arrived.”

New Source.

Family guy - rejected S04E01 beginning

The Forbes Fictional 15

Check it out:

The Forbes Fictional 15

Jedi Squirrels

Dodge Trucks Exposed

Thought

An average worker's functioning IQ falls 10 points when distracted by ringing telephones and incoming emails.

What does this say for people in the customer service field where there job is to talk on the phone and read email. Oh no ... there goes 10 pts.

Japan Vending Machines

Found this page on Japan Vending Machines. Check out what they sell in the vending machines.

Thought

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Safety Sign

This is a picture of a push cart that a child would be pushed
in with a bag in the rear for any purchase. As stated in the
above picture, "DO NOT PUT CHILD IN BAG".